Surprise, Surprise

amyponder:

but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

toomuchtimeontheinternet:

niknak79:

Bigger on the inside

You forgot Patrick Star’s rock.

oftheunknownworld:

novium:

that lil bitch

YOU WERE ALMOST FORGOTTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT

GAHHH

charlamagnethagod:

The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school

Don’t stop chasing.

I think that one of the biggest reason why relationships do not work out in the long run is because at one point, one side (or both) stops trying. Before one claims another person as their significant other, they would do anything to make that person happy. They would chase, they would flirt, they would be charming. They would send daily morning and goodnight texts every time you wake up or go to sleep. They would write corny messages and pick up lines just to make sure that there is a smile upon your face. But once they claim you as theirs, all of those things eventually stop. The 5 page texts slowly turn into 1. The constant calls turn into not calling at all. And the lovely endearments turn into daily arguments. In order for a relationship to work, don’t ever stop chasing. Just because the person you want is now consider “yours”, it does not mean they deserve anything less than the time when you’re trying to win them over.

austincarsex:

warpedpitblog:

gaybunnies:

MOSHPIT

This is pretty awesome.

accurate representation though

sp1rit:

Her skin is so flawless